gum isn't for you.

gum is

loud.

🗣️

messy.

🚮

offensive.

🤬

Unlike todays youth...

the most polite, obedient, and homebound generation.*

they don't.

party.

🎉

drink.

🍻

fornicate.

💋

if you don't...

make noise.

get dirty.

rebel.

GUM IS

INFLUENTIAL.

EXCITING.

DISRUPTIVE.

AD: Jack Prigel

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